Make race car noises when people get on and off
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while slapping our forehead and muttering, “Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!”
Whistle the first 7 notes of a “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout Cookies
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?”
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator, wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves
Lean over to another passenger and whisper, “Ever had a wet willy?”
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you “Admiral.”
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I’ve got new socks on.”
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”
Give religious tracts to each passenger
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose
Frown and mutter, “Gotta go, gotta go,” then sigh and say, “oops!”
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
Sing “Mary Had A Little Lamb” while continuously pushing buttons
Holler, “Chutes away!!” whenever the elevator descends
Walk on with a cooler that says “Human Head” on the side
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator
Burp, then say, “Mmmmm….tasty!”
Leave a box between the doors
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them
Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers “through” it
Start a sing-along