Crowley
(Parody of Eric Clapton’s song, Cocaine)
by, Melissa R. Mendelson
The boys wanna take him out, but they never take him out.
Crowley.
His accent’s a funny sound, commanding his loyal hell hound.
Crowley.
[Chorus:]
He can’t fly, He will lie, He won’t die;
Crowley.
He gave the Devil his dues; Rowena’s a pain in his caboose.
Crowley.
He’s got the boys on the run; He just wants to have some fun.
Crowley.
[Chorus:]
He can’t fly, He will lie, He won’t die;
Crowley.
If ya think that he is gone, that sexy devil will live on.
Crowley.
You got to watch your back for Crowley’s on the attack.
Crowley.
[Chorus:]
He can’t fly, He will lie, He won’t die;
Crowley.
(Repeat)
Author Bio:
Melissa R. Mendelson graduated college with both an AA in Liberal Arts and BA in Mass Communication: Critical Analysis. She was a Long Island news reporter from 2002 to 2004 and later went to work for the State of New York. She has written a variety of writing that continuously is published by the Antarctica Journal News, and she recently finished writing her first Horror/Sci-Fi novel, Lizardian, which can temporarily be found as an E-book on Amazon Kindle.