Looked At A Person
“Have you ever looked at a person and thought, ‘Yeah, you have someone locked in your basement.’ “
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Where To Buy Rash Cream
“Is anyone else dreading the day that your Google searches are linked to Facebook? Ralph just Googled “Where to buy rash cream.”
Read moreIce Cream Truck
“When I was a child, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out.”
Read moreFive Songs Released Every Year
“After a 16.5 hour road trip, 6 states and over a dozen radio stations, I have come to the conclusion that only five songs are released every year.”
Read moreBook Release – Flawed Connections (Written By Gary Beck)
Flawed Connections A novel by Gary Beck Black Rose Writing Four close friends: Ted, son of a former anti-Vietnam war activist; Philippe, son of a French mother and a former South Vietnamese General; Kevin, son of old money parents; and Lys, disowned by her family for being a lesbian, leave Yale to start a computer gaming business. Start-up money […]
Read moreNot The Best Of Days
“Even when it’s not the best of days, you can always tell yourself, hey, at least I’m not the guy who sank a $570 million ship.”
Read moreSee Things More Clearly
“I think in the year 2020 people are going to start seeing things more clearly.”
Read moreDrinking Soda
“I’m pretty sure just about every kid, while drinking a bottle of soda, has poured a little bit into the cap and drank it like a shot.”
Read moreSuperhuman Strength
“The superhuman strength I acquire trying to avoid a second trip to bring in groceries is astonishing.”
Read moreHitting The Snooze Button
“Hitting the snooze button is basically starting out your day with a nap.”
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