“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” – George Carlin
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“They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin
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“If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it from you.” – George Carlin
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“It’s never just a game when you’re winning.” – George Carlin
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