Andy Borowitz Quote – Functioning Government
“We may not have a functioning government, but we can stream unlimited movies and TV shows.” – Andy Borowitz
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“We may not have a functioning government, but we can stream unlimited movies and TV shows.” – Andy Borowitz
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“It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.” – Helen Keller
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“We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.” – George Eliot
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“A free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.” – Adlai Stevenson
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“ADHD linked to pesticides”
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“Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.” – Channing Pollock
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“You said, “They’re harmless dreamers and they’re loved by the people.” “What,” I asked you, “is harmless about a dreamer, and what,” I asked you, “is harmless about the love of the people? Revolution only needs good dreamers who remember their dreams.” – Tennessee Williams
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“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
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“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.” – Dan Rather
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“Imagine that the whole world belongs to you. The birch trees in New Hampshire’s White Mountains are yours, and so are the cirrus clouds in the western sky at dusk and the black sand on the beaches of Hawaii’s Big Island. You own everything, my dear sovereign — the paintings in all the museums of the world, as well as […]
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