Fran Lebowitz Archives - Antarctica Journal

Fran Lebowitz Quote – Only If He’s Buying

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.” – Fran Lebowitz

“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.” – Fran Lebowitz

“I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.” – Fran Lebowitz