Cartoon – The Entire Thought Process Of A Puppy
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Shell Shocking Breakup After 115 Years Together
After a century of marital bliss, the world’s longest romance appears to be over. Bibi and Poldi—a pair of Galapagos giant tortoises—are no longer on speaking terms after a century together. Keepers at the Reptile Zoo in Klagenfurt, Austria, say the pair fell out after a fight in which Bibi took a chunk out of Poldi’s shell. Now, whenever they […]
Read moreSteven Wright Quote – Women
Women… Can’t live with them. Can’t shoot em’! ~ Steven Wright
Read moreCartoon – Benefits of a Job
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Make race car noises when people get on and off Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while slapping our forehead and muttering, “Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!” Whistle the first 7 notes of a “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies On a […]
Read moreHumor – Rewarding Experiences
Steven Wright Quote – Sleeping Good
Did you sleep good? No, I made a few mistakes. ~ Steven Wright
Read moreRobertson Davies Quote – The Love Of Truth
“The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.” – Robertson Davies
Read moreCartoon – Real Problems of The Ark
Things To Not Get Mom On Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the wonderful moms out there. For the rest of you… Here is a list of some items to avoid gifting on Mother’s Day. Remember… It’s better to give mom a gift she really wants rather than one you THINK she needs. […]
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