Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Make race car noises when people get on and off Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while slapping our forehead and muttering, “Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!” Whistle the first 7 notes of a “It’s a Small World” incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies On a […]

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Pope Gives “OK” For Atheists To Enter Heaven

Pope Gives OK For Atheists To Enter Heaven

In comments likely to enhance his progressive reputation, Pope Francis has written a long, open letter to the founder of La Repubblica newspaper, Eugenio Scalfari, stating that non-believers (Atheists) would be forgiven by God if they followed their consciences. Responding to a list of questions published in the paper by Mr Scalfari, who is not a Roman Catholic, Francis wrote: […]

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Plastic Crisis Resolution

Solve the Plastic Crisis

The European Parliament has put in to affect a ban on single use plastics to battle the plastic crisis.  The new law would make it so that all plastic will need to be recyclable by the year 2030.  Europe will not be importing any foreign products for recycling.  By doing this they plan on creating business opportunities like the way […]

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