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Live Eel In His Rectum

A New Zealand man showed up at a hospital emergency room with a live eel in his rectum. The man gave no explanation as to how the wriggling creature ended up where it was, but doctors were apparently able to remove it without complication.  “The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus,” said a hospital employee, “and the incident is the talk of the place.”