Stuck In A Chimney

California firefighters spent two hours extracting a naked woman from a chimney after she tried to sneak into her ex-boyfriend’s home at 5 a.m.  The 35-year-old took off her clothes in the hope it would help her fit down the 1-foot-wide chimney.  But halfway down, she became wedged and called the ex on her cellphone.  “I said, ‘Where are you […]

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Barrel of monkeys

A wild rhesus macaque who’s stalked Tampa Bay for three years bit and scratched an elderly woman.  “He gets up in my tree and starts shaking it because he wants to be fed,” said Jeff Seilbach, a neighbor of the attacked woman.  “If you don’t feed him, he cops an attitude.”

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