Stuck In A Chimney

California firefighters spent two hours extracting a naked woman from a chimney after she tried to sneak into her ex-boyfriend’s home at 5 a.m.  The 35-year-old took off her clothes in the hope it would help her fit down the 1-foot-wide chimney.  But halfway down, she became wedged and called the ex on her cellphone.  “I said, ‘Where are you […]

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It’s all about the cheese

Due to the high demand of the “dip season,” a national shortage of Velveeta has shoppers hunting stores for the gooey, bright-yellow “cheese product.”  People planning Super Bowl parties are calling the shortage of the dip-friendly substance a “cheesepocalypse.”  One fan tweeted, “If this is true, I’m going to die.”

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Camels In Tights

A Middle Eastern company has unveiled a fetching new line of Lycra leotards for racing camels to improve their performance on the track. Camel racing is popular across the Arab world, and Abu Dhabi based firm Al-Shibla says its compression suits can give an animal an edge by boosting blood flow to muscles. But the company is also pitching its […]

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