Shooting His Computer

A Colorado man was given a ticket by police this week for shooting his balky computer eight times and “killing” it.  Police say Lucas Hinch, 37, had become “fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months,” so he took it outside and repeatedly blasted it with a handgun.  Hinch said he didn’t realize he was breaking the […]

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Poem – Rethinking Things (By Gil Hoy)

Rethinking Things – By Gil Hoy   I should have married                                                                              a computer with                                                                                       high-speed internet at an early age. I wouldn’t have needed                                                                           so much school. Just search for                                                                                “Most useful info” and read on                                                                                            for four years. Grad school? Just search:                                                                                       “Most useful                                                                                       info—advanced.” It’s all there. If Bill Gates had                                                                              thought of this, he could really truly                                                                                    […]

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